1. Why is gas CHEAPER in NYC than in California?  How is that fucking possible?
2. Was on Twitter and there was a picture of some kids waiting for a Megaplex Convention and I swear out of maybe 50 people only ONE looked what I would call normal...They all looked odd...Non-healthy odd...A lot of young guys with breasts and lots of females that looked like they didn't like males...Made me a little shocked...WTF has happened to our youth, that they are NOW shaped like 55 year old Jewish Housewives from Staten Island?  I'm telling you Testosterone is dropping like a rock among young men...It's going to get bad...Soon the toughest guy you'll know will wear fake nails and if you fight him you might get glitter on you or be very sexually confused afterwards...Possibly aroused due to they're wearing of "Britney" perfume and a low cut t-shirt with denim skorts.
3. My Chiropracter gave me a brownie from his friend...And Noodles doesn't like baked edibles or pot...I only do gummies.  But this brownie was tasty, moist and delicious...I only ate 1/3rd and I was zoned out.  I solved 2 house issues, wrote a couple of important emails, imagined a full SNL skit along with dialogue, did some research into house blue plans, cooked, washed dishes, cleaned the house, walked my dog and made her dinner...Basically on Auto-Pilot.  I give the brownie a solid 9.5/10...I don't understand why pot heads are lazy it gets me all doing projects and thinking about things.
4. I just saw they are pushing the vax for 6 month old babies and pregnant mothers even though the CDC/FDA/NIH OWN data shows that for every 1,000,000 vaccinations you save MAYBE 1...But it doesn't take into account how many are hurt by the side effects...Just met a very petite gorgeous 29 year old who took a Moderna Booster last year and was paralyzed for almost 6 months, she still has no feeling in most of her back...SO do things at your own risk.
5. It's fucking hot here in September...I was expecting more storms to keep it cool...So I made a 4 pitchers of Tamarindo juice, Jamaica juice, Canatolpe/banana/orange smoothie and a cold coffee/horchata mix that tastes great over ice...Diabetes here I come!

Just sayin'