Noodles!!! >=(

Posted 2023-09-02 18:31:24

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Were you singing Madonna's "Erotic?"

To put my hands all over your body?

While making coffee this morning???

"Errrrrrm no...That's ridiculous!...Errrrrrrm.

Mind your own business!"

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Sooooooooooo

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The Dream

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This Is Terrible!

Terrible...For my ribs since they ache because I couldn't stop laughing.

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Oddddddddddddd.

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