I was to change my moniker it would be to "Da Baby" yes like that rapper that killed that other jogger scholar in a Walmart in North Carolina...Certainly not be called what I was called in College...(Pause)...Kid VD.

What?

It was cus I gave great gifts on Valentine's Day!

Je-Sus!

What?

I'm just sayin!

"What about your penis Noodles?  What would you call him/her/zem/they?"

I would call him "Rough Gentleman."

Let me tell you ladies sumtin...Every man in the world who is straight NAMES his penis.

They might lie to you...But corner that mthkr in the kitchen and he'll spill the beans.

"Little Tim...El Gigante...Jose's Love Wand...Summer Sausage" etc etc etc...We all do it and if he says he doesn't?

He's lying.