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How I Know I'm Super Mature

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As of late, I've stopped drinking my coffee in the morning wth milk or cream.

I've started drinking it with molasses and a nip of brandy...It's fucking delicious!

Take that you nay sayers!

Noodles is all mature and FANCY!

Suck it!

(And possibly becoming an alcoholic?)

Drinking in the morning??? 

Am I Irish? 

Should I get a 23 and Me test done asap?

Is that why I like potatoes???

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