Looking all good, trying on clothes when suddenly I heard.

"Excuse me sir!  This is a Forever 21 and that's a young teen's tube top."

I quickly gathered my Nazi Pamphlets, put on my Beige Chinos, my Jesus Sandal, black ankle socks and purple ruffled tuxedo shirt and left.

I will not be yelled at like I'm some sort of Gypsy...Possibly a Welshman!

Officer I don't know that sheep and if I do, she's lying and was asking for it!