Got up this morning and was making iced coffee, as I opened my tuppaware with the coffee, I thought about my old Pal Tran.

He once came in from his Mother's Birthday Party with a sad paper plate with some old aluminum foil...I said "Why didn't you put it in some tuppaware?"

He got quiet and said "My Mama said I never return the Tuppaware so she only uses paper plates and tin foil with me."

Annnnnnnnnd I laughed and laughed because Mama might be Vietnamese, but that is the most Mexican Mom thing I've ever heard!

Hey you!  Yeah you fuckface!  Return all those tuppawares that you keep pretending you are going to return, but keep using...Your Mama or Grandma wants them back!