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So my Chiropractor gave me one of the 4 books he wrote, while under the influence of spirits since he's an Old School 1800's Style Spiritualist.

Then my Masseuse invited me to a party last night...I said "Sure, what's the occasion?"

It was for a blessing ceremony, headless chicken, blood and all...Followed by a feast in celebration of the "Spirit of the House."

NO THANKS.

I've seen enough bad Ouiji Board/Ghost/Wicca movies to know this shit ALWAYS ends up bad.

I mean I had a fucking ghost follow me for 5 years, 3 homes and 3 different counties...Of course my masseuse said exactly what they said in the movies about "Don't worry...I know what I'm doing...I have this all under control."

Nah...I'm good on the chicken head cutting and making symbols with blood thing...That's so 2016.

If you think that's bad...Mexico City is full of straight Horror Movie Death Worshippers...No joke, can't throw an apple without hitting a Witchcraft store, wicca place or an alter in some neighborhoods.

I'll pass thank you and stick to my usual vices that don't involve spirits.

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