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  1. Been in tons of airports, but why the fuck is LAX like -30 degrees?  I'm not the Chillie Willie type, but DAMN!  I could make aβ›„ at this temperature.
  2. The Nordics are allowing a flood of illegals from Africa and the Middle East in their cities, but I swear it's just to use them as servants or for every low paying job they have. All my waiters, cooks, taxi drivers, maids, bartenders etc etc EXCEPT 1 were foreigners.
  3. Belgium and the Netherlands were cool, but the natives are WEIRD... Snotty like the French, but robotic like the Germans...Worst of both worlds...There was no music, hand holding, laughing unless you were foreigners...My Uber driver told me the suicide rate is high and the government gives pills to make up for lack of sunshine which causes Clinical Depression.
  4. Brussels was dirty and sleazy and I loved it... Food, wine was delicious and cheap... Their version of 7-11 consisted of amazing cheap healthy food πŸ₯‘πŸ₯πŸŽπŸ‰πŸŒ½πŸ₯¦πŸ₯πŸ₯–πŸ–πŸ§€πŸŒ―🍝🍣🍷
  5. Nothing better than going home... Get those travel back brace and neck pillow... Makes a crazy difference when the flights are 10+ hours.
  6. I miss my Lola dog mucho.
  7. May it ever be so humble, there is no place like home.
  8. Carry hot sauce with you.
  9. Wet naps, travel πŸͺ₯ and toothpaste, 🍴 and good 🎧 are the MVPs.
  10. Amsterdam's Red Light 🚨 District is like if Walt Disney built it... Goofy even their so called πŸ„/Marijuana/Hash coffee shops which don't touch the levels at your local dispensary in Cali or probably NY...Only thing that was Adult was the live sex shows...But who wants to sit in a theater watching a couple fuck on stage with 200 other people? That's gross...Unless I'm on stage of course. 
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