So Noodles had something important that I needed for some lawyer/notary.

So I hid it.

Then I forgot where I hid it.

Now it was kind of an important thing and I wanted to kick my own ass for forgetting where the faq I put it.

I did curserery search of the house and nothing and I MEAN I SEARCHED, so like a good Catholic like Hunter Biden, praying to Saint Anthony, because he forgot where he left his crack sack and child porn filled laptops, I too asked for a little intervention from Above.

Something told me to go back to the original place and really search beyond the norm and lo and behold!  Found it!

Annnnnnnnnnnd now it's out of my hands and with the lawyer...Whew!

"What was it Noodles?  Your My Little Pony Fleshlight?  Your XXL adult diapers? Your "Riding with Biden" T-shirt?"

How do you know about my Diap...Errrrrm...I mean, shut up with your lies!  Anti-Semite!

"Noodles you're not jewish and you are an Anti-Semite."

Oh...I forgot...That's obviously my problem.

Errrrrm.

The memory thing NOT the other stuff.  :P