"Is it racism, ableism, homophobia, ageism or religious bias Noodles???"-Jaime Foxx screaming from his hospital bed for a "Sudden Medical Emergency."

You know if it's heart/clot/cancer related I'm going to say it's the vax.

But no it's not.

"Is it midget hookers with rough hands and a pound of UN SALTED butter?"-A dead Lee Iacocca

Errrrm..How do you even know about my feti...Errrm.  

(Pauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse)

What?  Don't be silly those are just petty rumours spread by the fucking Welsh.

It was walking my fat dog today and I saw this giant ass dry leaf from some Fred Flinstone tree that looked like a giant making a fist and stepping on it and feeling and hearing that dry leaf crunch.

"And so what Noodles?  That's sounds gay, old, Mexican, poor and something a Presbytarian would do with his male cousin Jasper or Duncan while his mom made scones and tortillas for the tasteless meal!"-My Sinloan drug dealer who advertises with his real name and has weekly specials and I BULLSHIT YOU NOT...Also does holiday specials...Like for Easter and Father's Day.

Then I stepped on another leaf with my other foot, because it must be some OCD thing, but if I step on one with my right I feel I feel I need to do the left foot thing too.

And it felt good.

Like satisfying good.

"Like whe you stood outside a Woman's In Shape Gym wearing a coconut bikini covered in peanut butter with Green Crocs?"-Bowser from Shananana.

No...I already told you that was an art project...Errrrm for my portfolio!

Sorry I got to go!  I left the oven on!