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Had a pal come over and we popped some gummies, listened to music, while we drank some micheladas.

No not trying to pretend I'm 19!  >=(

But anyways, after he left I got crazy hungry.

Made a Peanut Butter/Philadephia Cream Cheese with Apricot Jelly  Sammich, that had been fried in Ghee (Cus I'm fucking healthy! That's why!  Stop your laughing!) with fried bananas and a warm coffee with a shot of brandy.

Oh and I melted some Gouda cheese on it.

Oh.

My.

God.

What???  I bet it was only like 35 calories!  It was literally like eating a cucumber sammich!  What?  No you can't look up the calorie intake on that!  Just trust me!  It's basically just as healthy as vegan food!

 

 

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