That's what Noodles is made of =)

By the way, like Chris Rock once said:

"How do you hide your money from xxxxxxx?"

Well if I lived in Illinios I'd just stick it in a bible, or a book on manners, work ethic, how to raise my credit score, child rearing and peaceful solutions...Cus these motherfuckers sure aren't stealing that!

Why do I say that you ask?

"Over 30 Illinois High Schools, (Mostly in South Chicago area) have ZERO STUDENTS who can read at their appropriate grade level."

Oh and in 53 Illinois HIGH SCHOOLS they have ZERO STUDENTS who can do basic math at their appropriate grade level.

Don't they have ONE SINGLE FUCKING ASIAN???

Then they better get ONE!

STAT!