So made a steak tonight and was flipping the meat and I remembered when I got divorced my second time...I left everything again to my ex.

I only wanted my clothes, books and Chihuahua but there was one thing I reaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllly wanted from our wedding gifts and it wasn't the expensive furniture or other bullshit and I was kinda sad that I didn't ask for it being she didn't even eat red meat.

It was one of these handmade Pig Tail Meat Flippers.

I reallllllllllllllllllllllllly liked it for some reason...But after I left it seemed kinda weird to come back and ask for it...I imagine it would go like this:

"Hey I know we've been divorced for 7 years, but you using that Texas Meat Flipper?  Cus I want it."

I mean I didnn't ask for anything and I paid alimony and dog support for a long time...Even though I didn't have to.

So fuck it I went on Ebay, Amazon and Etsy and I found a perfect one...Hand forged and made...She's beauuuuuuuuuuuutiful!

Don't ask I get fixated on certain things.