I Think Mosquitos are Using Romulan Technology

Posted 2023-02-01 02:53:44

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I have lost count of how many times I've gone to kill one with a slipper, towel or swatter and it literally throws a cloak of invisibility on.

It was there...Then NOTHING.

I'm talking it should be easy to kill since they are TERRIBLE fliers...They hum around like drunk, fat, Mexicans.

Yet each time I go for the kill they say "Nah bitch."

Then just disappear...I mean in places where I should be able to see everything and nowhere to hide like a completely blue wall with nothing there till I get close and about to crush it and they just go camoflauge.

I hates em! >=(

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