I Think Mosquitos are Using Romulan Technology
Posted 2023-02-01 02:53:44
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I have lost count of how many times I've gone to kill one with a slipper, towel or swatter and it literally throws a cloak of invisibility on.
It was there...Then NOTHING.
I'm talking it should be easy to kill since they are TERRIBLE fliers...They hum around like drunk, fat, Mexicans.
Yet each time I go for the kill they say "Nah bitch."
Then just disappear...I mean in places where I should be able to see everything and nowhere to hide like a completely blue wall with nothing there till I get close and about to crush it and they just go camoflauge.
I hates em! >=(


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