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What The Fuck Happened To Sam Smith?

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About 5 years ago he was very dapper, then he decided to go non-binary and eat Popeye's for breakfast, lunch, dinner and second dinner. and now?

He looks like I do after a 5 days in TJ dancing the night away at club Ostra Azul.

I mean I'm all about love yourself, but come on buddy!

You look like Fat Gay Elvis and George Michael had a baby with Boy George as the Surrogate.

I actually like his voice just it just looks like he's one delicious Popeye's butter, biscuit and honey away from a non-vax enduced stroke.

 

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