Like my **** when I started hearing about this hours ago.

So Pelosi's Husband gets beat with a hammer huh?

Supposedly, some dude broke in, looking for Pelosi and instead beat him huh?

How about the 911 call that shows that they KNEW EACH other and were friends?

At 2:30am?

In their underwear?

Perp is supposedly Q-Anon?  Okay I guess most LBGTQ, Nudist, Hemp ACTIVIST out of THE CASTRO DISTRICT must be huge MAGA fans.

LOL...This is too beautiful.

Pelosi's husband was having gay sex at their house, on their bed with some weirdo WHO TURNS OUT had a record of abuse with his  children.

Even better, turns out Pelosi's Husband was great friends with Ed Buck who was well known for having meth fueled gay sex parties and is currently doing time for multilple OD deaths of black guys at his house.

I CAN'T EVEN MAKE UP THIS STUFF...IT'S HILARIOUSLY WEIRD.