I Have No Idea Why

Posted 2022-04-23 22:02:43

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But lately I've been like a Crow with Shiny things:

Except with shoes and watches BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE ORANGE AND BLACK.

If I see a pair of orange/black shoes or watches I get sweaty with an erection that would blind a dwarf stripper.

I mean look at these babies!

But I have a bunch of sneakers that I need to wear out first...So no more shoes!

>=(

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