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The Secret To Healthy Happy Living

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Besides cocaine and hookers...Midget hookers...Asian midget hookers...What?

I'm just specifying!

Anyways, the secret issssssssssssss?

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

Too many people I know run on fumes and get no rest chasing money or believing that resting impedes fun.

Over the years, I have given up promotions, positions and hard money to be able to just sleep as much as I want.

Annnnnnnd it's made all the difference.

Now I'm here where it's warm and I feel great, am at my weight when I was like 34, am still very fast and strong as an old bear and I think that for almost 52 I do okay..

So good that if you bring your 75 year old Gam-Gam or Na-Na be sure she's DTF...Cus that's how I roll!

Then afterwards we'll lay in a pool of our Vick's/Icy Hot scented sweat and drink some Metamucil, followed by an early Low Salt dinner at 2pm while watching The Price is Right.

So hot.

I better watch out or that shit will turn out true...I take it alllllllllll back!

Except the part about the Midgets and sleeping!

"And the Metamusil" (He whispered loudly)

 

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