Moderna CEO Announces Development of New mRNA “Injection” to Repair Heart Muscle After a Heart Attack

Hmmmmmm?  I didn't know there was a spike in heart mucle issues...Must have been a small spike right?

Try 85% in a certain age group.

Must be a in an age group that's really old and sickly right?

Nope...Try males ages 18-39.

Oh...Well I bet it's an old problem that started a long time ago.

Nope again...Try it somehow started in early 2021.

I wonder what was going on at that time that was different?  

What could have caused such a spike in heart issues among young men?

It was probably all the millenials eating avacado toast...That shit is unhealthy!  Gives you too much Omega 3s and Vitamin E...Probably causes swelling of the penis...Happened to me.

It was obvious the avacado toast and not the midget porn I was watching...Dr. Phil had a show segment on it and I believe him!

He wouldn't call himself a doctor otherwise.