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I never wanted orr had children...Now at my ripe old age I even want them less.

Having one now not only would be a pain but literally impossible being I'm snipped.

So I had little dogs and cats which are my children as far as I'm concerned...They love me, have no agenda, not going to be drug addicted transmen who steal my grandmother's weddng dress to sell for testosterone shots and sweet Honey Jack Daniel's Shots.

They'll love me when I'm fat, old, ugly.

So I've brought my Lola with me to Merida and she has her own bedroom, lays by the fountain getting sun, naps under the shade in the patio with the fan on her and has breakafast ready for her when she finishes her morning walk with me.

Very spoiled little dog.

But I love her to death.

Anyways have to go soon to San Diego and have to leave her for 10 days so I got her Visitor Bag ready for where she'll be staying:

  1. Eggs and meat for her breakafast omlete
  2. Her Duckie
  3. Her Fishy
  4. Her favorite pad
  5. Doggie poop bags 
  6. Her leash for her walks
  7. Individual lunch/dinner meals in ziplock bags inside a bigger bag
  8. Her Duckie Bag for her stuff

I might not have had kids...But I have kids.

But I'm not ashamed that I love my Fat Old Dog...Loyalty is unheard of these days and your pets will be with you through the thick and thin.

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