The Great Commandment

Posted 2022-08-04 19:56:39

Is it to love one another?

Help the poor and suffering?

NO!

It's to never let me eat Taco Bell late at night NO MATTER WHAT MY BELLY SAYS! >=(

I'm doing the Intermitten Fasting...I fast 20 hours a day and eat for a 4 hour window, so I get crazy cravings.

So of course Taco Bell blasted me with commercials

and I was like this:

Now when I was in line I remember saying to myself:

"I might regret this life decision."

And buddy I did...But it was sooooooooooo good...So then I switched to this:

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