As Noodles

Posted 2023-11-11 03:08:50

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Sliced the multi-grain toast, added the small gouda cheese cubes, then mixed in the dog food, finishing it off with a dash or two of parmesan cheese...He thought to himself:

"Am I spoiling this dog???...........(Pause)..........Nah."

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