I Wonder?
If I could get that as a side job?
No artificial insemination either.
Only way I take the offer is if we go "Raw Dog" as Martin Luthor King Jr. once described it in his memoirs before his assassination.
The working title I believe was "How I got the Name 'Raw Dog...A story of Peace, Interaccial Equality and Raw Dogging."-By Martin Luthor King Jr.
It's a good read.
Anyways, guess what Noodles has that a lot of men don't?
No, it's not an STD.
PAUSE
I swear!
PAUSE
I'll just drink cranberry juice and it'll be fine.
What???
I'm just sayin'!
What???
Anyways...Noodles has Non-Vaccinated Semen. And that shit is going to be worth a pretty penny!
Video obtained by the Daily Mail shows a donor offering unvaccinated sperm for “$3,500 a load.”
"Is that why you're saving it in those Mason Jars Noodles?"-Hey Freak Freaks
Errrrrrm yeah it is!
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