If I could get that as a side job?

No artificial insemination either.

Only way I take the offer is if we go "Raw Dog" as Martin Luthor King Jr. once described it in his memoirs before his assassination.

The working title I believe was "How I got the Name 'Raw Dog...A story of Peace, Interaccial Equality and Raw Dogging."-By Martin Luthor King Jr.

It's a good read.

Anyways, guess what Noodles has that a lot of men don't?

No, it's not an STD.

PAUSE

I swear!

PAUSE

I'll just drink cranberry juice and it'll be fine.

What???

I'm just sayin'!

What???

Anyways...Noodles has Non-Vaccinated Semen.  And that shit is going to be worth a pretty penny!

Video obtained by the Daily Mail shows a donor offering unvaccinated sperm for “$3,500 a load.”

"Is that why you're saving it in those Mason Jars Noodles?"-Hey Freak Freaks

Errrrrrm yeah it is!