I'm at a lil dive bar, drinking Dos Xs and whiskey, listening to some amazing Rock in Español being served shots by what I assume is a 15 year old kid.

And his 16 year old bartender brother.

My shot was free poured HUGE about 2 ounces+ and it was a whopping $2.50.

Je-Sus Cristo! 

It's 2 blocks from my house.

This is very bad.