Besides the Hemorrhoids, wrinkles, walkers and adult diapers.

Just kidding...I don't have a walker.

Errrrm...What?  Just sayin'

No, the fact that the closest friends YOU'LL ever make are as a kid.

Once in awhile I find someone that I click with as a male friend...Men are social creatures and you CANNOT talk about things with a woman or girlfriend/wife as you can with a male friend.

Basically this conversation:

"Don't look up...But 8 o'clock in the red shorts!  Damn."

For those thinking their best friend is their wife/husband/bf/gf let me assure you that they are keeping things from you...Because they love you or doing bullshit.

Men need a male friend to call each other names, drink whiskey, talk shit, say crude things, then laugh, play chess and socialize.

I used to when I played sports or went out with my partners.

Now I have friends here in Yucatan, but everyone has a gf or kids etc...Times change, but Noodles is basically a 13 year old boy with no responsibilities who wants to talk about weird shit, politics, sports, current events or women.............(Pause).............And Chihuahuas.

My chiropractor friend is cool and we get along well but he just got a hot gf...So as expected he'll go spend time with her...I would...It's natrual.

I have another friend, but he also works crazy hours and has kids, so he just wants to do family things...Noodles eyes roll back into his head doing nice family things.

So I do my own thing...And I'm not bored, but finding someone interested in weird current events, whiskey, tacos, chess etc is hard who isn't 85 years old or smells like pea soup mixed with mothballs.

Online chatting is cool...But so many social cues are missed when you don't talk in person.

I'm going to look into playing in a basketball league...Seriously...Or some club.

Cus it can't be just all food, gummies and whiskey.

I love playing...Maybe what I need, because until my girl gets here in a few months, it can get a little tedious arguing with my fat Chihuahua.