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Why Was I Not told About My Fucking Magic Tree?

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So was talking to my landlord yesterday and he said "I'm going to cut that xxxxx tree in the front, because it's a jungle tree and they are highly destructive."

Which is true because a small tree had already split CONCRETE in 2 places in the front of my place...It was a thorny, wirely, mean looking tree like if a rose bush took steroids...It was definately some Prehistoric, vinelike snake tree with huge black thorns.

I thought "Fuck it."

Came back later and my neighbor was out and he was "Who took the Magic Tree?"

I asked and he told me the story that in the neighborhood, there had been sightings of Aluxes coming and going from the tree.

I thought maybe he was fucking with me asked around and yeah several neighbors had seen them running around and weird small globe lights in the tree.

I had a fucking Magic Tree in front of my house and didn't know it???

I LOVE shit like that!

I would have set a camera on it or something!

Now I'm just disappointed.

Aluxes are like tiny Mayan Elves/Goblins

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