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So a month ago, I had 2 friends come allllllllllllllllll the way to Merida to visit me.

So I waxxed my floors, cleaned and did my yard so they wouldn't think all I did was eat, drink, take gummies and watch terrible shows...Naked...Covered in Tapioca Pudding.

But I had tuffs of grass in the front of the house, so I used a shovel to get a bunch off except a few tufts.

I had some MOTHERFUCKING PAINT THINNER left from a project and said "I'll just pour it on it and get rid of it before they get here."

It got brown for like a week, laughed at me in it's grass language and now it's grown back.

Mad respect...So now I water it, cus if you can survive that then who the fuck am I to try to stop you?

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