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My Wild Adventures (Into Senility)

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Sooooooooooooo about to start canning and pickling etc.

Yes...Just like your great grandmother.  >=(

But sexier with a shorter petticoat...Don't tell Jet!  He'll be furious!

Anyways, off to the market I went because I'm trying to make a beef stew that is supposed to last 10-15 years without a fridge.

This is my test run, so I don't die of botulism in the future.

Plus I honestly do want to make preserves like your Grand Ma Ma...

Great Cesar's Ghost!*

I sound 92 years old talking about the Great Depression and about how VD Day was when "Our Boys" started coming back.

*Extra points if you know who yelled that without Googling that

So I bought some veggies to make it with and some fruit, about 22 pounds of fruits and veggies for $8.

But that wasn't the amazing thing.

It was that these fucking things look like they're from the Flintsones.

I didn't even get the biggest ones!  But everything was thick and heavy.

Yes like my penis...Except there was no red birth mark of what appeared to be an exact recreation of the Ara Pacis.

Cus I'm Catholic that's why!

And making papaya juice with the papaya...Duh.

Canning and juicing with my fat Chihuahua while listening to Van Morrison...What a wild life I lead!

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