1. If the place sells a fried egg on a burger be advised I'm ordering it.
  2. If you catch me by the tail I have to give you 3 wishes..And no... One of the wishes can't be more wishes!
  3. If you send me $10,000 for pictures of my asshole or my feet be advised you will be recieving them ASAP!  After the deposit clears of course...Not falling for that again!