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I cooked, ate and ate then went into a Carb Coma for 2 hours then had a ghost wake me up twice.

Made breaded veal and creamy mashed potatoes, girlie made sweet carrots, garlic asparagus and lemon bars.

I drank mimosas like a British middle age white woman who was recently divorced when she caught her exhusband banging the nanny from Kenya.

Every one ate and ate and ate...Then we all got crazy sleepy.

I went and took a nap and TWICE the ghost that haunts my girl's house woke me up.

The first time it caressed my shoulder and I turned to tell my girl to nap with me but there was no one there.

Ok.

Went back to sleep...Heard floor creaking next to the bed and felt someone staring at me...Again flipped over to tell my girl to come nap and again no one was there...Just a creepy feeling that I was being watched.

Everyone in teh house has seen or felt her, but no bad vibes...Just kinda creepy in a invasion of privacy thing.

Great day though...My mashed potatoes were on point though!

Cheese, chicken boullion, sour cream, butter, black cracked pepper.  =)

 

 

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