Who?

What?

I forget all you are babies...Harrumph!

Anyways, back in the 80's there was this Filipino Dictator and he had a hoarding whore of a wife...So while everyone starved she kept buying crazy expensive shoes:

She had so many that when she died they opened up an Imelda Marcos Shoe Museum and no, I'm not fucking kidding:

Anyways, I have always been good with shoes...I had maybe 6 at a time...Hiking, nice ones, dress ones and work ones.

But last year I went wild and ending up buying a bunch that I haven't even worn...Like some shoe hoarder.

Had to force myself to stop buying shoes before I got like this guy to make money to buy shoes:

But now these motherfuckers bombard me with sneakers ads I want, but shouldn't get because I have enough shoes to last me till I die.

And no not kidding...Well I am old, so only need like 30 years worth of shoes and I gots dat covered.

So no more shoes unless I make a killing with these cheeseburgers I'm selling:

Don't judge me and my beautiful Soulmate LauraBaby134.