Just went to McDonald's looking like if a crazy person had escaped from some home for the "Special" people...No not the jews, there was no banking involved.

I was like a black girl at the mall wearing pajamas and slippers.

If I would hve felt like a white girl I would have worn Uggs...Or Crocs...Green Crocs:

 

Few things get the ladies more moist than green Crocs...Know what I'm sayin'?