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Noodles123 added blog Dance
2025-03-12 23:49:02 -

I wonder Why? 🤔
So I watched it and was bored to death! (Quiet whisper) Which is why I only watched it (5) times in a roll. In slow mode. Covered in Miracle Whip. What? Noodles can't moisturize his skin using dressing??? What is this 1933 Nazi Germany??? Harrumph.

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Noodles123 added blog Drinks
2025-03-11 22:03:39 -

This Makes Too Much Sense
Ever have that friend or family who is waaaaaay too much into wine? 🍷🍷🍷 IPA is some Poser's way of looking sophisticated, because they want you to believe that that AWFUL taste is what makes it so good. 🍻 🍻🍻 It's not. IPA is HORRIBLE AND A SIN AGAINST GOD, NATURE AND Coor's Light. It makes you overwear caps or beanies and checkered flannel jackets along with handlebar mustaches! Even the...

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Noodles123 added poll
2025-03-11 17:37:24 -

What Did You Give Up For Lent?

What Did You Give Up For Lent?

Breakdancing?

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Soda?

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Ethnic Cleansing of the Balkans?

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Wiping back to front???

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Cookies?

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Japanese octopus porn???

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Noodles123 added blog Film
2025-03-08 01:15:34 -

Terriblé
Yet hilarious!

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Noodles123 added blog Fitness
2025-03-01 16:36:12 -

Epstein Files
We all know we'll never see the true COMPLETE tapes, files, videos or transcripts. They've been allowed to be scrubbed or stolen by the PRESENT ADMINISTRATION. "But why Noodles? I thought you loved Trump!" Because this ENTIRE administration is 100% bought off by the jews. AIPAC GARBAGE. 100% Pro Israel. Is it based on my opinion? No. It's based on their WORDS and INTERVIEWS where THEY...

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Noodles123 added blog Dance
2025-02-26 00:48:23 -

Finished
My rock wall...Took about 2 weeks, but I think it looks pretty good. Had niches chiseled in for books, candles, knickknacks and whatnots. "What kind of whatnots Noodles???"-Yelled the bullies. "Nutin"-Said Noodles shyly. (While using his foot to hide a copy of "Black Tail" magazine, made for sophisticated gentlemen like himself...Next to his copy of Jet, Ebony and Reader's Digest...Where he got...

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Noodles123 added blog Food
2025-02-24 23:01:15 -

Joy Reid
Noodles is NOT racist, but if it was 1619, like she keeps yelling about, Noodles would buy her and make her make me 🥞 🥞 🥞s with a Red Bandana on her head like if she was a Blood out of Crenshaw. And to be my Wet Nurse. (Paaaauuuuuse) For Brian Omen. Cus dude needs a lil sumtin sumtin before he joins Grinder. Again.

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Noodles123 added blog Crafts
2025-02-24 17:36:44 -

Soooooooooooo
I am a bit of a chauvinist...Shocking I know being I'm so kind and wonderful. So I'm anti-feminism because I like well educated, strong women with traditional feminine traits. 3rd Wave Feminism even by THEIR standards, not Right Wing Ones...They realize that at no point in history have Western Women been less feminine OR HAPPY. Not saying they shouldn't work, have access to abortion, have...

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Noodles123 added poll
2025-02-23 18:15:52 -

What's the Over Under on that POS Argentinian pope dying this week?

I'm going with Tuesday at 4:00 am his time.

Place your bets!

What's the Over Under on that POS Argentinian pope dying this week? I'm going with Tuesday at 4:00 am his time. Place your bets!

Doesn't die but retires

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Dies Monday

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Dies Tuesday

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Dies Wednesday

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Dies Thursday

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Dies Friday

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Noodles123 added blog Drinks
2025-02-22 20:48:14 -

My Bedroom Wall So Far
Still in the middle of construction 🏗️ 🚧 🪚🔧🔨. Disclaimer: Did edit it a tad darker because the varnish will make the rock darker when applied. I added 7 niches to the wall for photos and candles etc...Just need that corner, then move on to painting.

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