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Off the normal road making my own path.
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  • 05/30/1971
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  • Who I'd like to meet:
    Like minded people who can see the Old World END and the terrifying New World BEGIN.

    It's going to be wild!
  • Vibe:
    🧸 Alt Kawaii
  • Music:
    Anything except jazz, polka and any Mexican music with a tuba.

    Cus fuck tubas.
  • Movies/TV:
    Yes.

    Does porn count?

    Asking for a friend.
  • Books:
    Any and old classics, that I'm building a library with.

    No I don't have any midget erotica.

    Yet.
  • Heroes:
    Very few.
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  • Terrible Poll Time!

    As things get weirder, the avent of Sex Dolls are upon us...Before it was just some weird black dude named Dragon, making sweet love to a silicone Trans Female Doll (With a bright orange wig and a lower back tattoo that said "Where's the beef?").

    My doll will have a bright PURPLE wig, cus I'm classy AF, and a vibrating thumb, don't ask!

    For God's sake don't ask!!!

    The question is, AND BE HONEST, cus someone is buying all these fucking things and YES women are in at a 57% rate EVEN as they claim they hate it.

    In the next 5 years, do you see yourself buying, renting or using one?

    Because these things are getting progressively more life like and if there's a Megan Fox model I'm buying (2) but with traits of being Black with Down's.

    Meaning?

    They'll love cheese sammiches, John Cena, but be loud, violent with bad credit scores.

    Do NOT co-sign a car or a lease agreement for these fucking Black Megan Fox Dolls!

    They'll spend all their money on nails, weaves and tattered used paperback copies of Thomas Sowell's lectures at Stanford University!
    Terrible Poll Time! As things get weirder, the avent of Sex Dolls are upon us...Before it was just some weird black dude named Dragon, making sweet love to a silicone Trans Female Doll (With a bright orange wig and a lower back tattoo that said "Where's the beef?"). My doll will have a bright PURPLE wig, cus I'm classy AF, and a vibrating thumb, don't ask! For God's sake don't ask!!! The question is, AND BE HONEST, cus someone is buying all these fucking things and YES women are in at a 57% rate EVEN as they claim they hate it. In the next 5 years, do you see yourself buying, renting or using one? Because these things are getting progressively more life like and if there's a Megan Fox model I'm buying (2) but with traits of being Black with Down's. Meaning? They'll love cheese sammiches, John Cena, but be loud, violent with bad credit scores. Do NOT co-sign a car or a lease agreement for these fucking Black Megan Fox Dolls! They'll spend all their money on nails, weaves and tattered used paperback copies of Thomas Sowell's lectures at Stanford University!
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  • True 🤔
    Woke up, walked my dogs, sat down to read and came up on this fact about Machiavelli. He believed we're all bad pretending to be good for appearance's sake. Thought about it and true I know some good, sweet people, but EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING BAD HIDDEN AWAY. We just usually don't show it in society BECAUSE we want something. Minute people get what they need or want, those same people will...
    Goth Vibes
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  • Fitness IS My Passion
    The date was Tuesday March 10th in the year of our Lord 2026. It was 7pm and I was hungry! Sure it could have been munchies from the THC gummies I took religiously at 4:20 pm, but I'm going to pretend otherwise and blame it on my 22 hour fast because it sounds more manly. "AND SEXY!"-Yelled Brian Omen from behind the non-existant crowd. That too. Anyhoo, I made 4 fat ass seasoned chicken...
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  • This
    Just because something is fake doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Case in point, no one really cares that Iranians are free in the administration, they just cared we fucked up an enemy, took 20% of China's Petro and to take out 2 out of the top 7 BRIC Countries and the jews got what the wanted. All the flag waving, military clips, applause is fake, because the freedom of Iran wasn't important, but...
    Dark Love
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  • What Would Happen?
    If the US banned face filters on social media sites? https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3286075/row-over-china-officials-use-beauty-filters-reveals-online-curbs-bureaucrats How many women would be fucked? How many people would lose subscribers or followers once people found out it was all faked? "What about you Noodles?  Aren't you lying about your looks???"-...
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  • As A Child...
    We were allowed to suck copper pennies when we had finished our chores and homework...It was delightful." J. M.
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  • My Only Question Is...
    ...Who hasn't??? Amanda Seyfried wore a ‘prosthetic butthole’ for new movie ‘Testament of Ann Lee’ https://pagesix.com/2026/02/26/entertainment/amanda-seyfried-wore-a-prosthetic-butthole-for-new-movie-testament-of-ann-lee/?_gl=1*1qkmon3*_ga*MzUxNjA0OTk2LjE3NzIxMTI3MDQ.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*czE3NzIxNDg4ODQkbzQkZzEkdDE3NzIxNDkyNzIkajI0JGwwJGgw  Call me when she does...
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  • I Always Forget I'm Not 21 Anymore
    I was watching a video on how Ice Baths are good, so I decided to start with daily morning cold baths. After watching my testicles shrink while I screamed like a young Japanese School Girl, I decided I'm not as tough to cold water as I remembered. Then on the way to the store, I rode my electric bike and it felt so smoooooooooth: So I decided to take the power off and pedel back to get some...
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  • Hmmmmmm 🤔
    Was thinking how there is a total news media blackout on the worst things mentioned in the Epstein files. You know the Satanic Worship Child Breeding THEN Eating that everyone is pretending isn't happening worldwide under other Epsteins at other Epstein Islands or compounds. Let's just pretend it was only this ONE guy using sex, children and blackmail. Let's pretend they didn't tell us over and...
    Goth Vibes
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  • You Know What?
    We might be in the grasps of evil Satanists trying to control the world, our minds, hearts and steal our souls for Satan or Ba'al or whatever, but they can't capture my heart because it's already filled! "With Jesus Noodles?" Errrrm not yet. "Is it whores?" Well I am a man and yes, but that's not it. "Is it Chihuahuas?" Well I'm Mexican so by law we're to own 2 or have a Chevy in the driveway...
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