Noodles123

Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Goth Lifestyle
2026-01-07 14:45:09 -

I Was Today Years Old
When I discovered that REAL Italian Mozzarella Cheese is made from the milk of Italian Water Buffalos. Italian Water Buffalos? What in the fuck??? Those 1,000-2,500lbs water buffalo that kill like 200 people a year in Africa? Is this a Mandela Effect? I cook alllllllll the time, I watch cooking shows especially Italian fare and in 54 years have NEVER heard of this. Have any of you? This is Puff...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Creative Writing & Poetry
2026-01-06 15:10:57 -

The Sandwich
Went into the Costco bathroom to wash my hands, when I looked down and saw this peeking from under a stall. Obviously, Brian Omen's foot. I asked in a sexy soft whisper: "Is that you Brian?" He quickly replied it was and I said I'd let them go cus OBVIOUSLY he was busy. He replied he wasn't, he was just eating a sandwich. "What kind?"-I asked with fear in my voice. "Ham" He replied..."On...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Music & Bands
2026-01-02 14:09:07 -

Gen X
Just saw a coin for sale that has a Gen X symbol with the creedo of: Raised on water hoses and neglect I honestly can't deny it...That "Stranger Things" show was pretty much true. Except for the part of someone coming out as gay... Whoever put that in the show is a moron, being gay was associated with AIDS back then and out of 750 kids in my class, none ever came out. None. We knew, but nothing...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Creative Writing & Poetry
2025-12-30 21:33:26 -

What Noodles Says
To people wanting to deport Somalians or other refugees. . . . . . . Just kidding! It's usually something about lynching. But I say it with respect to their religion and race. Cus I'm classy A. F. Did you know Minnesota changed their flag so it would have the Somalian Star and colors? Isn't that nice? I bet those Sub Saharan are very grateful to Whites in Minnesota. How much White Guilt do...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Lifestyle & Daily Life
2025-12-29 16:10:53 -

Man Stuff
No, not my Street Name, everyone knows it's Jerry Thickums. No, talking about the lengths men will go to not have to clean the bathroom that often. Since my girl is coming I went in and repainted, put a clear on the glass, swept, scrubbed and mopped. Here's what I would look like if I was a petite Japanese woman scrubbing my toilet. Enjoy. But it looks so good I don't want to use it again as...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Goth Lifestyle
2025-12-28 21:04:16 -

Martha "Noodles" Stewart
My girlie is coming this week and I noticed I needed to really clean my kitchen, restack, sweep, mop yadda yadda yadda. Got up at 7:00am...My worker got here to touch up paint and clean my metal doors with burnt oil. I figured 3 hours to get everything ship shape and even throw a few loads of laundry in the washing machine. EIGHT HOURS LATER. I'm done...My back hurts like Obsolence's Liver...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Tech & Gaming
2025-12-25 16:50:14 -

The Most Useless Christmas Miracle
Woke up...Then soon as my chores were done...I sat my ass down and played a game of dominoes online while sipping my delicious coffee with rompope in it. Annnnnnnnnnnd I got my ass whupped! So I was feeling mad and a ting of sadness because I really am Semi-Pro Level in dominoes and it was insulting, worst part was he was so-so, but kept getting everything. So to get the taste out of my mouth...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Beauty & Self-Care
2025-12-25 04:06:57 -

These Are Pretty Good...
So took (2) strong gummies to celebrate my Christian God's Pagan Holiday. Annnnnd I got the munchies and went to the fridge to grab the jam to make a PB&J. Soon as I opened the door, I 100% could not remember what I was supposed to grab. I was like Stan from "American Dad" when he got high. I thought to myself:

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Events & Scene
2025-12-24 03:58:05 -

Formula for Happiness
Stop caring about anything that's beyond your control, BECAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF ENERGY. Be Sociopathic. Only thing that matters is YOU. Be selfish with your efforts, time and patience. Quit apologizing for shit you didn't do. Quit trying to impress anyone but yourself. Cut people off if they annoy you. Be blunt, why waste time? Everyone is fake, everyone is acting how they think they should...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Events & Scene
2025-12-21 21:08:25 -

Literally Me Last Night
Don't judge me...I'm sensitive.

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