Off the normal road making my own path.
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Hayatımızda Merida
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Kimden SD
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Male
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In a relationship
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05/30/1971
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Ardından: 4 people
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Who I'd like to meet:
Like minded people who can see the Old World END and the terrifying New World BEGIN.
It's going to be wild! -
Vibe:
🧸 Alt Kawaii -
Music:
Anything except jazz, polka and any Mexican music with a tuba.
Cus fuck tubas. -
Movies/TV:
Yes.
Does porn count?
Asking for a friend. -
Books:
Any and old classics, that I'm building a library with.
No I don't have any midget erotica.
Yet. -
Heroes:
Very few.
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