Off the normal road making my own path.
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Lebt in Merida
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Von SD
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Male
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In einer Beziehung
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05/30/1971
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Follower 4 Menschen
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Who I'd like to meet:
Like minded people who can see the Old World END and the terrifying New World BEGIN.
It's going to be wild! -
Vibe:
🧸 Alt Kawaii -
Music:
Anything except jazz, polka and any Mexican music with a tuba.
Cus fuck tubas. -
Movies/TV:
Yes.
Does porn count?
Asking for a friend. -
Books:
Any and old classics, that I'm building a library with.
No I don't have any midget erotica.
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Heroes:
Very few.
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Retards Run The WorldI have always wondered how complete idiots run our governments or even major companies. I mean no matter what side you're on of the political, economic or social spectrum. I mean a few become powerful, famous or rich due to their invention or style, but even then they're weirdoes doing weirdo stuff. Money, fame or power seem to be given to the oddest people. How in the Fuck did Starmer, Macron,...0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 87 AnsichtenBitte loggen Sie sich ein, um liken, teilen und zu kommentieren!
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How I Would PracticeKissing a girl using just a wall. Just wait till I show that wall what 3rd Base is!1 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 153 Ansichten
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My Deepest ShameNo...Not that thing with the Dwarves...Don't judge me! Years ago, my Girlie bought me some cool ass handmade kitchen knives for when I wanted to act all fancy while I cooked and call myself "Chef Noodles." But recently...(Looks around suspiciously)...I've started (Starts whispering) I've been using Kitchen Sissors. Oh the shame! But they cut meat so fucking well without the mess! ...0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 154 Ansichten
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How I Would LookIf I was single and you were a female shopping at Costco and you caught my eye. (You looking at the 37 lbs box of Shitake Mushrooms or the feminine product box with 2000 Tampons) "Hey girl. You looking good, wanna grab a Hot Dog and Soda after this? I got a coupon." If she plays her cards right, I might get her the giant Chocolate chip cookie. What??? I'm just sayin'. What???0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 113 Ansichten
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FINALLY!Netflix making the kind of movies we all want to watch! I mean just yesterday I was wondering to myself: "Noodles when will Netflix make a Tranny Argentine Coal Miner movie?" "Soon Noodles soon."-I answered myself. Who in da fuck is writing the plotlines for this Timeline??? It's just getting ridiculous. Next thing you know the Left will try telling me Beethoven, the Vikings and the English...0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 308 Ansichten1
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All right Ladies and Gents!
Anté up!
Who shot up Brown University?All right Ladies and Gents! Anté up! Who shot up Brown University?010115 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 283 Ansichten -
No Thanks...I'm Going To Pass On ThatSo somehow the geniuses at FIFA decided to hold the 2026 World Cup in Mexico...Because why not? Just because we have 15 out of the 50 most violent cities in the world and to be honest the numbers are probably TWICE as bad. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_homicide_rate I for a fact know that about 26 people a day die or disappear in TJ a couple of years ago...So these numbers...3 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 325 Ansichten
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Why So Many People Are AloneI don't think I've ever seen an era when so many people around me or known to me are so alone. Single here, single there, single everywhere. How is that even possible? A large percentage are SUPPOSEDLY looking for the same thing no? Someone cool, fun to be with, talk, go out with, throw in some sex and all is good. Nothing wild or out of the realm of possibility...Simple Jack Shit. Basically...0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 290 Ansichten
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Whatcha Think?When Social Media began in late 1990's people weren't such sociopaths, liars or even open psychopaths. There was some lying, but NOTHING like today, where NOW you don't even know if you're talking to a female...A male pretending to be female or an A.I. Chatbot to get clicks. Most I was lied to when I was younger and dating was lying about how many actual children they had or that they were...0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 284 Ansichten
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