Noodles123

Noodles123 добавлена новая статья Fashion & Style
2026-08-30 18:18:10 -

No Wonder Millennials and Gen Zs are Mad!
https://www.vice.com/en/article/scientists-found-that-plastics-may-be-shrinking-your-babys-genitals/ Turns out that all the chemicals you guys have in your system from conception is making your penises and taints smaller! No Brian, you can't just stretch it back to size...But you do you. I'm going to wear a T-Shirt embroidered with the phrase: Gen X = Big Taints I'll probably be drowning...

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Noodles123 добавлена новая статья Creative Writing & Poetry
2026-08-29 14:18:46 -

Thing I Learned the Hard Way
ALWAYS leave your guiche piercing to the experts. Don't try to YouTube DIY it.

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Noodles123 добавлена новая статья Fashion & Style
2026-08-26 17:02:40 -

How I Feel Lately
Not complaining mind you. Just everyone around me is moving quickly and I seem to be made of Laffy Taffy stuck in thick honey. Which oddly is my Stage Name at the clubs: "Thick Honey" Holla!

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Noodles123 добавлена новая статья Music & Bands
2026-08-23 15:28:17 -

The Future
Elon Musk is building a Chip Making Data Center that will be 50 times the size of the Pentagon or 36 times the size of the Empire State Building. https://247wallst.com/investing/2026/08/13/elon-musks-new-texas-facility-will-be-36-times-bigger-than-the-empire-state-building-heres-everything-we-know-so-far-2/ In less than 2 years almost 6000 data centers will be being constructed with no...

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Noodles123 добавлена новая статья Art & Photography
2026-08-15 12:14:39 -

Okay
So last night around 7pm...It was still dusk here...I heard the radio playing in my garage. Figured my workers had left the radio on and that it had suddenly got a strong signal and that's what I heard. So walked over to turn it off so it wouldn't be going off and on all night. Radio and cord were neatly wrapped on the table UNPLUGGED. Closest neighbors are about 500 meters away...Sound did...

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Noodles123 добавлена новая статья Art & Photography
2026-07-30 13:48:38 -

So Was Reading a Stephen King Novel Yesterday
A collection of short stories and this one was actually kind of dull, but I tend to finish whatever book I start even if halfway through I hate it. The protaganist was talking about arguements in marriages and one line in the story stayed with me. He's talking about how therapists and marriage counselors are useless and he says: "Therapists believe in talk, but most are either divorced or...

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Noodles123 добавлена новая статья Fashion & Style
2026-07-27 23:44:12 -

What Chewing 5 Gum Feels like in L.A.
Only if I'm dusted though.

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Noodles123 добавлена новая статья Music & Bands
2026-07-27 16:45:28 -

Had A Piece Yesterday
And here's a visual representation of what chewing a piece of 5 Gum Winterfresh feels like:

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Noodles123 добавлена новая статья Beauty & Self-Care
2026-07-25 16:16:37 -

Semi-Luddite Communities
So we all know that Spambots and A.I. fill in a lot of the Internet traffic, from making up stories, comments, reactions etc. Well it's reached 57% of all online traffic. So at this point why argue, discuss or even care about most things since who even knows if that person you're having the discussion with is even real? I mean unless you actually know the person and who even knows anymore? As...

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Noodles123 добавлена новая статья Art & Photography
2026-07-22 11:13:31 -

That's Weird
So had followed a food tasting British couple. I always like to see new dishes to learn to prep em. They were doing some video when I noticed their living room looked like this: I'm like "Fuck those two are hoarders!" I have no idea how young, healthy, attractive, intelligent people get like that. I'm not talking some crazy old lady who saves her used adult diapers or an old Hispanic man...

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