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Noodles123 Ajout d’un nouvel article Literature
2024-04-17 13:42:04 -

Changing History Through Omission
Was watching some silly show yesterday "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell." An Adult Swim comedy show about some demon working like some office worker in hell...It started in 2013, back then you could still make fun of pedos, gays, trans, blacks etc. It was a great time to be alive! =) So in this one episode they did, which got me thinking of other great shows like "Strip Mall...Strangers...

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Noodles123 Ajout d’un nouvel article Literature
2022-11-03 18:31:16 -

Merida Story #2
So ran my dog in her garden and as she was peeing I looked up since I have like 12'-15' walls around me. I thought I saw a cat and NOPE it was a 5-7lbs iguana, then ANOTHER both about 18" long...Then the Mama came out she was thicc and about 24" long and about 12 lbs. THEN THE PAPA CAME OUT...That fucker was about 30" long and a SOLID 20 lbs...Bigger than my dog...Long ass Dinosaur tail...They...

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Noodles123 Ajout d’un nouvel article Shopping
2023-12-22 16:15:52 -

True Heartwarming Noodle's XMAS Cookie Story
So for a quick minute I used to date Charlie Manson's Psychologist at Old Corcoran...Lovely Canadian Chick...Sweetest thing. ("Great ass too"-Whispered Noodles under his breath) I was still working at my old pen in Monterey. Anyways, during XMAS she decided to make me some oatmeal/raisin cookies, cus those are my favorites. She was on some health kick and had read that using applesauce instead...

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Noodles123 Ajout d’un nouvel article Health
2022-01-25 07:07:01 -

True Story
So in like 1978 my Papa said "I feel like Siete Mares" So my Mama and I got in the car and he took us deep into the Rough Strip Joint District in TJ...Which I suddenly am wondering how the fuck he knew it was there? Errrrrm I retract my question after looking at the chick in the green shorts...I've played pool at that place. :P Anyways, we got to some dusty back alley...He honked...

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Noodles123 Ajout d’un nouvel article Food
2023-02-25 08:32:28 -

True Story
So made a steak tonight and was flipping the meat and I remembered when I got divorced my second time...I left everything again to my ex. I only wanted my clothes, books and Chihuahua but there was one thing I reaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllly wanted from our wedding gifts and it wasn't the expensive furniture or other bullshit and I was kinda sad that I didn't ask for it being she didn't even eat...

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