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  • If It Wasn't For My Lil Dog
    I'd go stay in Cuba for a couple of months...I could stay there, eat and drink for like $50 a day. Ferry to Cuba R/T is about $300...Something to think about. So the Hurricane just passed through my region (Golfo de Mexico) and we were on the coast when it did and it was absolutely clear and nice before it went north to hit Florida. We got very little rain and absolutely no wind damage at all....
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  • My Racist Dog
    So my old dog has a squeaky ducky and when the maid was here she accidently stepped on it, which shocked my dog to no end. Even gave her the side eye. Now she doesn't trust the maid or any Mayans...Probably thinks she's here to steal her duckie and her smelly fishy plush toy. It's all making sense now.  
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  • Noodles! You Spoil That Dog!
    "Whatever!  I treat this dog like if it was a wild animal!"-Yelled Noodles while making sure to only add (3) IceCubes to Lola's water bowl, because (4) was too cold. I bullshit you not, last night I couldn't find my right spot so I kept tossing and turning. Then I felt eyes on me and I looked in the corner, where her blanket and toys are for her to sleep on and she was giving me the Grover...
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  • Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails
    That's what Noodles is made of =) By the way, like Chris Rock once said: "How do you hide your money from xxxxxxx?" Well if I lived in Illinios I'd just stick it in a bible, or a book on manners, work ethic, how to raise my credit score, child rearing and peaceful solutions...Cus these motherfuckers sure aren't stealing that! Why do I say that you ask? "Over 30 Illinois High Schools, (Mostly in...
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  • So Was Walking My Lola Dog
    And noticed how beautiful and blue the sky was with cartoonlike fluffy clouds...I'm 3-4 miles from the International Airport, but I can literally see 25+ miles into the distance since it's so clear. No Chem Trails. Back home, between Sac and San Francisco the entire sky was crisscrossed with them. Of course you could say, "Well it's the weather Noodles...It's colder in the US than on the...
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  • WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK
    WHY IN THE EVER LOVING HELL IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE?! WHO THE FUCK WOKE UP ONE DAY AND WAS LIKE YEAH LETS CHARGE OUT THE ASS FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS BEYOND WORDS.. MAYBE IF EVERYONE WENT A WEEK WITHOUT BUYING ANYTHING EVERYTHING WOULD DROP THEIR PRICES.. I MEAN I KNOW WE GOT TO BUY TO GET BY BUT IF WE JUST HAD A WEEK WERE WE SPENT NO MONEY ON ANYTHING AND MAYBE...
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