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So last week a I was sleeping next to my girlie...I wasn't drunk, high, angry, hadn't fought, ate greasy or watched a scary movie.
I was deeeeeeeeep in sleep all warm and happy with my fat cat at my feet.
THEN a fucking spirit/ghost/demon or whatever yelled at me from behind me...I felt the vibrations of the yell on my bald head.
I instantly woke up and looked behind me and NOTHING of course....
...in the kitchen.
I have a steak ready to smack with a Thor Hammer of a meat tenderizer...Spread Korean Bachan Sauce, garlic and black pepper on it.
Fry it while I warm up a baked potato and stuff it with cheese...Then add Ranch when it comes out hot.
And make a small salad...Cus I'm super healthy.
Like Jesus!
Ta Dow!
Black Girl Magic!*
*Noodles does Intermitten Fasting so I only eat...
So was talking to my landlord yesterday and he said "I'm going to cut that xxxxx tree in the front, because it's a jungle tree and they are highly destructive."
Which is true because a small tree had already split CONCRETE in 2 places in the front of my place...It was a thorny, wirely, mean looking tree like if a rose bush took steroids...It was definately some Prehistoric, vinelike snake tree...