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    ‘Doctor Who’ Is More Queer Than Ever—Just the Way Its Showrunner Likes It https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/doctor-who-is-more-queer-than-ever-just-the-way-its-showrunner-likes-it/ar-BB1mevPH?ocid=msedgntp&pc=NMTS&cvid=68cd0ef7ea4a48cc8b8046b59de317b3&ei=18  
    By Noodles123 2024-05-12 16:11:59 0 51
    Was Watching "True Grit"
    On a brownie and trying hard not to laugh like a beautiful Japanese School Girl. There's this one scene where Matt Damon, dressed in Native clothing and Mocassins slips into the girl's room to offer his services as a Bounty Hunter and she hits her marks on the lines PERFECTLY. Damon introduces himself and says he's from her county and she responds: "My county has no rodeo clowns." I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 seconds...My fat dog may have looked at me with a concern look.
    By Noodles123 2024-05-06 02:10:00 0 79
    Funniest movie
    Hello there my name is eleana I am new here!  Any way i started watching Ted yesterday, and then Ted 2, you know the one with the talking foul mouthed teddy bed!   Is it ever freaking funny, both of these movies are funny for people who are my age or younger and more mature!   But is it ever immature and enter I love this movie series!  I still don't know why they did make a Ted 3, that would be funny and would keep me busy for life! I enjoy adult comedy as it's...
    By Shamaniclady 2024-04-12 21:27:32 0 128
    Whomever Is NOW in Charge of Netflix Deserves a Raise!
    Quite an awesome selection of shows and movies! In fact, was watching a Polish Show about a detective hunting a serial killer and it has some of the CREEPIEST intro ever to the first episode. (Detective Frost) It's like in some forest, you go into some wherehouse building and all you hear is 1990's Roxxette singing one of their songs as the Serial Killer then goes to a beat up, tortured kid and goes to chop off his ring finger. Creepy as fuck! At least it wasn't Huey Lewis and the News. A...
    By Noodles123 2024-01-18 17:35:08 0 322
    After all the race changing shit that Netflix does would you really be surprised if this was their version of a Bio Film for Sir Isaac Newton?  
    By Noodles123 2023-12-03 19:53:58 1 451
    As Noodles
    Sliced the multi-grain toast, added the small gouda cheese cubes, then mixed in the dog food, finishing it off with a dash or two of parmesan cheese...He thought to himself: "Am I spoiling this dog???...........(Pause)..........Nah."  
    By Noodles123 2023-11-11 03:08:50 3 414
    Holy Guacamole!
    I was just watching a new Netflix show called "Blue Eyed Saumrai" and that shit is LEGIT! Incrediblely well drawn, good plots and very good gory violence for a cartoon. 9/10...Needs more unnecessary gratuitous nudity at the whorehouses. (Pauuuuuuuuuse) For the children damn it!  What you don't care about them?  Bucko! World might be ending as wars are popping off, dollar is collapsing and SUDDENLY they discovered that the vax MAY HAVE some unknown impurities all of a sudden...But...
    By Noodles123 2023-11-10 07:04:51 4 490
    I love Peanut M & Ms...So I bought a bag and ate them last night. Now I had mentioned how in the US they use chemicals and garbage in most processed food and here in Mexico they stick to better ingredients. What a difference in the taste! "So it was really good Noodles?" Fuck to the no, they were terrible! Jesus! Even the peanuts were smaller! You know how sometimes as a kid you ate all the shell and ate the peanut last? Can't do that, they give you SMALLER peanuts...In fact, the US ones...
    By Noodles123 2023-10-08 20:04:06 1 576
    I Don't Know How I Feel
    About the new Pixar BLM Movie TBH. I hear the title is called: "BLM: Day of Restitution" They already have sequel planned it's called: "Food Desert but New Nikes for Trayvon"
    By Noodles123 2023-10-06 18:27:14 20 526
    Fuck Em
    So for whatever reason, I had concentrated hard on my credit for the last few years. Now I don't need a high credit score, but I was always amazed how my Father's was and everywhere he went it opened doors for him. I remember he went to buy a Ford Ranger, my Father was a short stocky man so they didn't take him seriously...Till they ran his credit then it was all "Yes sir!" It left an impression on me as a 12-14 year old. So when I became an adult I got as high as 827/850 which is pretty damn...
    By Noodles123 2023-10-06 17:43:03 0 588
    Stop Netflix STOP
    So since I'm in Mexico I get all the weird Internaional shows some of you don't get in the US. For awhile I was watching all these series and then got bored EXCEPT with "Woman of the Dead" GO WATCH THAT SHIT!  NOW! The first husband motorcycle scene is SOLID. Plus the actress is errrrrm...Thiccy.  =) But all the other ones were about some murder in a small village or what they consider a big city, 2-3 deaths maybe for an entire season. The detectives did NOTHING else, but that one...
    By Noodles123 2023-09-14 17:56:36 0 638
    Man They Ruined That Too >=(
    I was all excited because Prime got the NEW Twilight Zone Episodes...I was even happy that Jordan Peele was incharge because I figured he's very creative and they were going to be spooky like an American version of "Black Mirror." Oh lawdy lawdy! It's just terrible. Woke ass propaganda in it about race, then some sob story about deporting illegals and one about how all men are violent and abusive. Every fucking terrible stereotype that Progressives want to push was there. Bad White People...
    By Noodles123 2023-08-31 18:00:08 1 672
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