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    💞Noodles is in Love💞
    "Who is this hussy???"-Yelled Omen in a high pitch voice that almost betrayed his forlorned lustful feeling that confused, yet excited him in ways he had only experienced once in a Haunted House Maze where he made out with Leatherface Extra #4 behind the Tilt-A-Wheel...Next to the Port of Potties...Across from the Fried Samosas Place with the attendant who looked like the Fat Face Midwesterener version of J. D. Vance. You know the one. Anyhoooo, Noodles got himself some new pots and pans and...
    Por Noodles123 2024-12-18 05:55:21 0 181
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    (MHFGA) Make Hey Freaks Great Again!
    If this site became open to a Liberal Open Policy like VampireFreaks used to be imagine it! Cussing, fighting, some nudity, love affairs, cheating, drama, sadness, happiness, drug use, racism. It be BEAUTIFUL 💪🏿🧑🏿‍🎄👍🏿 No pedos or porn and if it was an open site I think it would boost this site from the 4 people left who are active and zoom it to at least 8. Now we talking real numbers. We are legion for we are many. We keep that up and by 2030, When Project Blue Beam is winding down we...
    Por Noodles123 2024-12-12 02:14:08 0 308
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    Oh My!
    Checks out though.
    Por Noodles123 2024-11-30 02:59:25 0 475
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    I'm Feeling a Timeline Change
    Lately, no matter the bad or sad news coming from Ukraine or Gaza, I get a glimpse of an 80's Vibe. I'm getting a whole Max Headroom/Punk/Jocks vs Nerds/Chauvinist feel. Obviously, it's due to Trump, but I feel it was actually CAUSED by the faggots on the left. They whined so much, became such tyrannical pieces of shit when they got power that they push assholes like me further to the warm arms of Nationalism and made many average males really dislike blacks, gays, illegals, drug addicts, the...
    Por Noodles123 2024-11-30 02:56:36 0 515
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    Over The Years...
    I've said some truly cruel, racist, antisemitic things about Illegals, Refugees, Autistics, Trans, Gays, blacks, jews and the hard left. I see how in many countries including the US they want to limit my speech or penalize me. Don't care...Still going to do, say and live my life by my beliefs. While many of you hated or angrily disagreed with me in the past, I wasn't wrong then and I'm not wrong now. Quite a few little by little came to realize that maybe this Mexican Nazi MIGHT have some...
    Por Noodles123 2024-11-17 17:47:27 0 712
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    Just a Question to the Germans, Italians, Irish and English
    When you going to start hanging all these POS politicians who REFUSE to vote for the sake of their Citizens and instead coddle illegals, criminals, drug addicts and rapists from shithole countries? Asking for a friend. SOME KID JUST GOT 18 MONTHS IN PRISON FOR WAVING HIS COUNTY'S FLAG IN HIS COUNTRY, BECAUSE THE POS muslims COMPLAINED. I cannot wait to see the trees in Brussels decorated with Open Border politicians, garbage henchmen cops and any NGOs that brought that human garbage to Europe...
    Por Noodles123 2024-11-17 17:20:18 2 745
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    Newest Hobby
    So I expected that if Trump was allowed to win, that many on the left would lose their mind...FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. However, these motherfuckers are still going strong in their madness. I truly believe many made themselves Manic...They Self Fulfilled their Mental Illness and started video taping, which then caused a Copy Cat Effect, with each trying to out suffer the other. So just a bunch of Autistic Fucks throwing tantrums. But what shocked me is the nationwide Lib Meltdown with many...
    Por Noodles123 2024-11-17 17:08:51 2 718
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    So This Happened 😂
    So right now I have 8 workers. 4 are Yucatecos, 3 are from Chiapas and 1 is from Campeche. BUT ALL ARE MAYAN. When I say Mayan, I don't mean their ancestors many years ago...I mean these guys ARE MAYAN. They speak Mayan, eat Mayan food, celebrate Mayan traditions and only 3 are over 5'2" the rest are like lil brown dwarves who are strong as fuck! Anyways, my 2 top dudes were arguing about some construction measurements and one says "I don't believe you." (In Spanish). The other guy asks...
    Por Noodles123 2024-10-18 23:22:53 2 768
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    Europe is Done
    So many males there are nothing, but an embarrassment to their Father and Race. Eunuchs.
    Por Noodles123 2024-10-17 18:15:53 0 864
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    Some Say...
    If you know what I mean.
    Por Noodles123 2024-10-03 19:38:37 0 872
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    American Assassin
    So started watching it...Good movie. Starts off at some beautiful resort, dude propses to his girl, goes to get a drink, terrorists attack and shoot him, kill his girl and massacre everyone they can. I was kinda high on gummies and my first thought was: "Man I can only imagine the Yelp Review!"  "Beautiful resort!  Helpful staff!  Great food and drinks!  But I was shot in the leg and chest, fiancee killed by terrorists, leaving me emotionally damaged for life, did not...
    Por Noodles123 2024-09-22 17:10:55 0 759
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    Still in Shock 😮
    "That Puff Daddy owned 784 dildos?"  No. That the same actor who played the sheriff in "Banshee" is the Homelander on " The Boyz." =O
    Por Noodles123 2024-09-19 19:55:47 0 687
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    Self Fulfilling Prophecy
    Germans get a bad rap around the world as cheap, rude and cold.  They sometimes get mad and say things like "lies!  In my village we are warm, generous people."  So how do Germans behave when outside their country?  Cheap, rude and cold. Just at a chicken place, German in front of me. Doesn't return a hello, doesn't thank the girls prepping his food or even say thank you as they handed him the food. Every single time I have had any form of communication or been around...
    Por Noodles123 2024-09-15 22:27:38 3 635
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    Naughty Girl
    No not my CamPersona name damn it! Everyone knows it's "Summer Sausage."  Talking about my old dog today >=(  I started walking her little sister who ran out the door with the leash, so I ran after the little one and my fat old dog Lola got out.  Going on 17, partly blind and deaf and out she ran! So I grab the baby, locked her in the house and went to chase Lola down the street. Her fat pudgy body looking like if she was a Runaway Furry Luggage Bag with 4 lil legs. I'd yell...
    Por Noodles123 2024-09-14 00:38:31 0 695
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    Talk About Foreshadowing! 😆
    There's some game that keeps sending me ads to download it. Gardenscapes I believe is the name.  The plot? You have to solve puzzles or else you and your daughter starve to death, burn to death, freeze to death, die of disease.  Think about it. EVERYTIME THEY START TO WARN US ABOUT SOMETHING IS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES CAUSING IT. You know when the media is saturated with ONE STORY is because in their "Rules" they have to show us a glimpse of what they are going to do to us. "Are...
    Por Noodles123 2024-09-09 23:31:31 0 573
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Cyberunk will be a REAL thing...Not just some charcter you play online and dress up in that style...
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And it Begins
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So we all see those commercials on the Round Up Lawsuit. In allllllllllllllll these years, I had...
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I Was Watching A Show
In it there was an active shooter at a resturant and everyone froze. Dude walked around with a...
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What would Noodles look like as a 1920's, sassy, young, 7 year old, school boy with some moxie?...
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