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    Doesn't Sound Orwellian At All 🙄
    The UK will be releasing 5000 violent criminals, thieves, sex offenders and low level inmates from prison TO MAKE ROOM FOR ANYONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT VIOLENT REFUGEES.  OR camel fuckers and black apes as I like to call them. Oh noes! Now I can't go to the EU or UK. Before you call me a racist...Any pattern pop out at you among most of these Machete Using Gangs in the UK? Anything? Perhaps they all wear Pumas or Nike? Probably all love Mr. Bean? I know!  They like lemon with...
    Por Noodles123 2024-08-20 17:25:52 0 85
    Had An Amazing Night
    So my girlie left back for the states on Thursday. So I was free this weekend and was tempted to go to my local cantina and drink 🍻 a few. Then I thought: 🤔 🤔 🤔  "Without my gf, I look like some old Ex-Pat drunk at the bar trying too hard." So I stayed my ass home, popped a few gummies and cooked while listening to 1970's Arena Rock on my 🎧 and Fuuuuuuuuuuck it was very nice, then my Fat Dogs and I started watching Sponge Bob and tried catching all the Adult Humor in it. THERE'S A...
    Por Noodles123 2024-08-18 16:29:54 1 85
    How I Fight Cancer
    Don't judge me! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13735387/men-masturbate-prostate-cancer-risk-major-review.html It's medicinal!  Like kale! 🥬 🥬 🥬
    Por Noodles123 2024-08-13 00:13:30 0 113
    Cheesy AF
    The year was 1996 and Rodriguez and Tarantino had made "Dusk to Dawn" with Salma Hayek and George Cloony, a B Movie about bank robbers, kidnapping, vampires and hot naked strippers. In the movie, Cloony and his brother, used a 1967 Mercury Cougar as their get away car, as I was looking though the AutoTrader I saw one for sale. I bought it, lifted it, fixed it and stuccoed and painted it. I don't have any pics, but it looked like the pic, down to the rims. Lol I wish I had kept it...It ran off...
    Por Noodles123 2024-06-17 13:21:55 0 233
    Well He's British...Who Would Even Know?
    ‘Doctor Who’ Is More Queer Than Ever—Just the Way Its Showrunner Likes It https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/doctor-who-is-more-queer-than-ever-just-the-way-its-showrunner-likes-it/ar-BB1mevPH?ocid=msedgntp&pc=NMTS&cvid=68cd0ef7ea4a48cc8b8046b59de317b3&ei=18  
    Por Noodles123 2024-05-12 16:11:59 0 267
    Was Watching "True Grit"
    On a brownie and trying hard not to laugh like a beautiful Japanese School Girl. There's this one scene where Matt Damon, dressed in Native clothing and Mocassins slips into the girl's room to offer his services as a Bounty Hunter and she hits her marks on the lines PERFECTLY. Damon introduces himself and says he's from her county and she responds: "My county has no rodeo clowns." I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 seconds...My fat dog may have looked at me with a concern look.
    Por Noodles123 2024-05-06 02:10:00 0 283
    Funniest movie
    Hello there my name is eleana I am new here!  Any way i started watching Ted yesterday, and then Ted 2, you know the one with the talking foul mouthed teddy bed!   Is it ever freaking funny, both of these movies are funny for people who are my age or younger and more mature!   But is it ever immature and enter I love this movie series!  I still don't know why they did make a Ted 3, that would be funny and would keep me busy for life! I enjoy adult comedy as it's...
    Por Shamaniclady 2024-04-12 21:27:32 0 300
    Whomever Is NOW in Charge of Netflix Deserves a Raise!
    Quite an awesome selection of shows and movies! In fact, was watching a Polish Show about a detective hunting a serial killer and it has some of the CREEPIEST intro ever to the first episode. (Detective Frost) It's like in some forest, you go into some wherehouse building and all you hear is 1990's Roxxette singing one of their songs as the Serial Killer then goes to a beat up, tortured kid and goes to chop off his ring finger. Creepy as fuck! At least it wasn't Huey Lewis and the News. A...
    Por Noodles123 2024-01-18 17:35:08 0 550
    Honestly
    After all the race changing shit that Netflix does would you really be surprised if this was their version of a Bio Film for Sir Isaac Newton?  
    Por Noodles123 2023-12-03 19:53:58 1 666
    As Noodles
    Sliced the multi-grain toast, added the small gouda cheese cubes, then mixed in the dog food, finishing it off with a dash or two of parmesan cheese...He thought to himself: "Am I spoiling this dog???...........(Pause)..........Nah."  
    Por Noodles123 2023-11-11 03:08:50 3 614
    Holy Guacamole!
    I was just watching a new Netflix show called "Blue Eyed Saumrai" and that shit is LEGIT! Incrediblely well drawn, good plots and very good gory violence for a cartoon. 9/10...Needs more unnecessary gratuitous nudity at the whorehouses. (Pauuuuuuuuuse) For the children damn it!  What you don't care about them?  Bucko! World might be ending as wars are popping off, dollar is collapsing and SUDDENLY they discovered that the vax MAY HAVE some unknown impurities all of a sudden...But...
    Por Noodles123 2023-11-10 07:04:51 4 719
    Sooooooooooo
    I love Peanut M & Ms...So I bought a bag and ate them last night. Now I had mentioned how in the US they use chemicals and garbage in most processed food and here in Mexico they stick to better ingredients. What a difference in the taste! "So it was really good Noodles?" Fuck to the no, they were terrible! Jesus! Even the peanuts were smaller! You know how sometimes as a kid you ate all the shell and ate the peanut last? Can't do that, they give you SMALLER peanuts...In fact, the US ones...
    Por Noodles123 2023-10-08 20:04:06 1 830
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