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    Europe is Done
    So many males there are nothing, but an embarrassment to their Father and Race. Eunuchs.
    Par Noodles123 2024-10-17 18:15:53 0 30
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    Some Say...
    If you know what I mean.
    Par Noodles123 2024-10-03 19:38:37 0 346
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    American Assassin
    So started watching it...Good movie. Starts off at some beautiful resort, dude propses to his girl, goes to get a drink, terrorists attack and shoot him, kill his girl and massacre everyone they can. I was kinda high on gummies and my first thought was: "Man I can only imagine the Yelp Review!"  "Beautiful resort!  Helpful staff!  Great food and drinks!  But I was shot in the leg and chest, fiancee killed by terrorists, leaving me emotionally damaged for life, did not...
    Par Noodles123 2024-09-22 17:10:55 0 266
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    Still in Shock 😼
    "That Puff Daddy owned 784 dildos?"  No. That the same actor who played the sheriff in "Banshee" is the Homelander on " The Boyz." =O
    Par Noodles123 2024-09-19 19:55:47 0 259
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    Self Fulfilling Prophecy
    Germans get a bad rap around the world as cheap, rude and cold.  They sometimes get mad and say things like "lies!  In my village we are warm, generous people."  So how do Germans behave when outside their country?  Cheap, rude and cold. Just at a chicken place, German in front of me. Doesn't return a hello, doesn't thank the girls prepping his food or even say thank you as they handed him the food. Every single time I have had any form of communication or been around...
    Par Noodles123 2024-09-15 22:27:38 3 205
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    Naughty Girl
    No not my CamPersona name damn it! Everyone knows it's "Summer Sausage."  Talking about my old dog today >=(  I started walking her little sister who ran out the door with the leash, so I ran after the little one and my fat old dog Lola got out.  Going on 17, partly blind and deaf and out she ran! So I grab the baby, locked her in the house and went to chase Lola down the street. Her fat pudgy body looking like if she was a Runaway Furry Luggage Bag with 4 lil legs. I'd yell...
    Par Noodles123 2024-09-14 00:38:31 0 170
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    Talk About Foreshadowing! 😆
    There's some game that keeps sending me ads to download it. Gardenscapes I believe is the name.  The plot? You have to solve puzzles or else you and your daughter starve to death, burn to death, freeze to death, die of disease.  Think about it. EVERYTIME THEY START TO WARN US ABOUT SOMETHING IS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES CAUSING IT. You know when the media is saturated with ONE STORY is because in their "Rules" they have to show us a glimpse of what they are going to do to us. "Are...
    Par Noodles123 2024-09-09 23:31:31 0 123
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    Doesn't Sound Orwellian At All 🙄
    The UK will be releasing 5000 violent criminals, thieves, sex offenders and low level inmates from prison TO MAKE ROOM FOR ANYONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT VIOLENT REFUGEES.  OR camel fuckers and black apes as I like to call them. Oh noes! Now I can't go to the EU or UK. Before you call me a racist...Any pattern pop out at you among most of these Machete Using Gangs in the UK? Anything? Perhaps they all wear Pumas or Nike? Probably all love Mr. Bean? I know!  They like lemon with...
    Par Noodles123 2024-08-20 17:25:52 0 119
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    Had An Amazing Night
    So my girlie left back for the states on Thursday. So I was free this weekend and was tempted to go to my local cantina and drink đŸ» a few. Then I thought: đŸ€” đŸ€” đŸ€”  "Without my gf, I look like some old Ex-Pat drunk at the bar trying too hard." So I stayed my ass home, popped a few gummies and cooked while listening to 1970's Arena Rock on my 🎧 and Fuuuuuuuuuuck it was very nice, then my Fat Dogs and I started watching Sponge Bob and tried catching all the Adult Humor in it. THERE'S A...
    Par Noodles123 2024-08-18 16:29:54 1 127
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    How I Fight Cancer
    Don't judge me! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13735387/men-masturbate-prostate-cancer-risk-major-review.html It's medicinal!  Like kale! đŸ„Ź đŸ„Ź đŸ„Ź
    Par Noodles123 2024-08-13 00:13:30 0 115
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    Cheesy AF
    The year was 1996 and Rodriguez and Tarantino had made "Dusk to Dawn" with Salma Hayek and George Cloony, a B Movie about bank robbers, kidnapping, vampires and hot naked strippers. In the movie, Cloony and his brother, used a 1967 Mercury Cougar as their get away car, as I was looking though the AutoTrader I saw one for sale. I bought it, lifted it, fixed it and stuccoed and painted it. I don't have any pics, but it looked like the pic, down to the rims. Lol I wish I had kept it...It ran off...
    Par Noodles123 2024-06-17 13:21:55 0 111
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    Well He's British...Who Would Even Know?
    ‘Doctor Who’ Is More Queer Than Ever—Just the Way Its Showrunner Likes It https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/doctor-who-is-more-queer-than-ever-just-the-way-its-showrunner-likes-it/ar-BB1mevPH?ocid=msedgntp&pc=NMTS&cvid=68cd0ef7ea4a48cc8b8046b59de317b3&ei=18  
    Par Noodles123 2024-05-12 16:11:59 0 125
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    Was Watching "True Grit"
    On a brownie and trying hard not to laugh like a beautiful Japanese School Girl. There's this one scene where Matt Damon, dressed in Native clothing and Mocassins slips into the girl's room to offer his services as a Bounty Hunter and she hits her marks on the lines PERFECTLY. Damon introduces himself and says he's from her county and she responds: "My county has no rodeo clowns." I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 seconds...My fat dog may have looked at me with a concern look.
    Par Noodles123 2024-05-06 02:10:00 0 124
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    Funniest movie
    Hello there my name is eleana I am new here!  Any way i started watching Ted yesterday, and then Ted 2, you know the one with the talking foul mouthed teddy bed!   Is it ever freaking funny, both of these movies are funny for people who are my age or younger and more mature!   But is it ever immature and enter I love this movie series!  I still don't know why they did make a Ted 3, that would be funny and would keep me busy for life! I enjoy adult comedy as it's...
    Par Shamaniclady 2024-04-12 21:27:32 0 147
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    Whomever Is NOW in Charge of Netflix Deserves a Raise!
    Quite an awesome selection of shows and movies! In fact, was watching a Polish Show about a detective hunting a serial killer and it has some of the CREEPIEST intro ever to the first episode. (Detective Frost) It's like in some forest, you go into some wherehouse building and all you hear is 1990's Roxxette singing one of their songs as the Serial Killer then goes to a beat up, tortured kid and goes to chop off his ring finger. Creepy as fuck! At least it wasn't Huey Lewis and the News. A...
    Par Noodles123 2024-01-18 17:35:08 0 136
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ADL/SPLC/ACLU
I mean listen to the names: Anti-Defemation League fighting for equality. American Civil...
Par Noodles123 2023-09-05 22:18:46 2 99
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Whoa!
Since I got here I started taking a supplement that keeps me lean and mean and with energy. Since...
Par Noodles123 2022-12-20 17:34:33 2 113
Religion
All Quiet on the Western Front.
Russia has already won. Zelensky will either run to israel or be killed. All of a sudden people...
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Causes
Sometimes I Believe I'm In Some Simulation
I think we are all individuals mixed with NPCs: That our conciousness is what shapes the...
Par Noodles123 2022-05-06 04:20:06 10 98
Gardening
Awesome Possum!
So was getting a pair socks from my drawer in the morning...Feeling all groggy, I reached in and...
Par Noodles123 2022-06-04 06:02:14 0 114