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    Line Up Guys! >=[
    Dibs on this fine honey though! Dat "chick" is all mine! Although I'm 100% sure it won't take much to convince a Brit/Canadian or German to bang a Tranny to prove how much of an "Ally" they are. Let's not even mention the Welsh!  🙄
    Von Noodles123 2025-03-26 20:48:37 6 200
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    Terriblé
    Yet hilarious!
    Von Noodles123 2025-03-08 01:15:34 0 656
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    People Who Are Mad
    Trump shut down the Department of Education are also the ones graduating students who are violent, stupid and illiterate. We've gone from 1st in education to 24th last I looked. Fuck modern day woke teachers and the admins who push all these SOFT policies that ill prepare kids for life. Not that many of these little fucks would actually listen and study. Oddly enough Noodles taught 7-8th grade ESL and 2nd grade in San Diego in the 90's under SDSU's Mentor Program. Kids back then WANTED to...
    Von Noodles123 2025-02-18 18:33:21 2 686
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    Hockey is Not My Thang BUUUUUT
    Watching the US beat the fuck out of Canadians who booed our national anthem THREE TIMES...Then halt Canada's winning streak at 26...While beating them at home 3-1. Was nice. Canadian must love to be under the WEF's boot. Join our movement or stay enslaved.
    Von Noodles123 2025-02-16 17:42:09 0 677
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    When?
    We all going to finally agree with what I've been saying since the late 90's that all these INCELs, Trans, Tech Geeks are basically all on the Spectrum and Autistic? They are literally RIDICULOUS cartoon characters.
    Von Noodles123 2025-02-08 17:29:57 1 680
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    Tariffs For Dummies 101
    So Trump is going on a trade war with Mexico, Canada and China and many people are afraid, angry or critical. Will some items rise in price? Yes. Are we going to win BIG? Yes. But how Noodles??? 🤔 🤔 🤔 Becauuuuuuuuuuuse. All 3 countries MAKE waaaaaaaaaay more money off OUR INDIVIDUAL Trade than we do. For example, many US products aren't allowed in those 3 countries, BUT THEIR PRODUCTS ARE ALLOWED IN OURS. At a rate of: $279 Billion to China PLUS OVER $700 Billion in stolen copyright goods....
    Von Noodles123 2025-02-03 02:50:49 0 737
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    Finally!!!
    A real president making the hard decisions in this time of psych op wars!
    Von Noodles123 2025-02-02 04:22:53 1 744
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    Been Saying It for 2+ Decades
    Never thought any politician would have the BALLS to do what needed to be done. Deport all illegals. Here in the US, Canada, UK, Ireland and allllllllllll the EU. We don't need blacks, jews, gypsies, Irish travelers, Indians or muslims. Deport all criminals who got immigration visas. If they resist...You know EXACTLY what I think should happen. I want heads on pikes at the border. I want chomos and rapists decorating trees like XMAS decorations. Remember a few years ago when I said this is...
    Von Noodles123 2025-01-28 15:23:53 1 744
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    My Babies
    Is it a pic of my dogs, French tip toenails or testicles? Why you asking? You German or some shit??? Possibly a Japanese Business Man??? (Gives a suspicious look) Depends. How much cash money you got player? No... I'm talking about my outside lamps for my little house. Old School, big and beautiful...Yes just like my testicles. I collect things not to say I have this or that...Materialism doesn't impress me. But some things add to your happiness and I always wanted huge cast iron lamps, but...
    Von Noodles123 2025-01-03 21:21:42 3 1KB
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    💞Noodles is in Love💞
    "Who is this hussy???"-Yelled Omen in a high pitch voice that almost betrayed his forlorned lustful feeling that confused, yet excited him in ways he had only experienced once in a Haunted House Maze where he made out with Leatherface Extra #4 behind the Tilt-A-Wheel...Next to the Port of Potties...Across from the Fried Samosas Place with the attendant who looked like the Fat Face Midwesterener version of J. D. Vance. You know the one. Anyhoooo, Noodles got himself some new pots and pans and...
    Von Noodles123 2024-12-18 05:55:21 0 1KB
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    (MHFGA) Make Hey Freaks Great Again!
    If this site became open to a Liberal Open Policy like VampireFreaks used to be imagine it! Cussing, fighting, some nudity, love affairs, cheating, drama, sadness, happiness, drug use, racism. It be BEAUTIFUL 💪🏿🧑🏿‍🎄👍🏿 No pedos or porn and if it was an open site I think it would boost this site from the 4 people left who are active and zoom it to at least 8. Now we talking real numbers. We are legion for we are many. We keep that up and by 2030, When Project Blue Beam is winding down we...
    Von Noodles123 2024-12-12 02:14:08 0 1KB
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    Oh My!
    Checks out though.
    Von Noodles123 2024-11-30 02:59:25 0 1KB
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    I'm Feeling a Timeline Change
    Lately, no matter the bad or sad news coming from Ukraine or Gaza, I get a glimpse of an 80's Vibe. I'm getting a whole Max Headroom/Punk/Jocks vs Nerds/Chauvinist feel. Obviously, it's due to Trump, but I feel it was actually CAUSED by the faggots on the left. They whined so much, became such tyrannical pieces of shit when they got power that they push assholes like me further to the warm arms of Nationalism and made many average males really dislike blacks, gays, illegals, drug addicts, the...
    Von Noodles123 2024-11-30 02:56:36 0 1KB
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    Over The Years...
    I've said some truly cruel, racist, antisemitic things about Illegals, Refugees, Autistics, Trans, Gays, blacks, jews and the hard left. I see how in many countries including the US they want to limit my speech or penalize me. Don't care...Still going to do, say and live my life by my beliefs. While many of you hated or angrily disagreed with me in the past, I wasn't wrong then and I'm not wrong now. Quite a few little by little came to realize that maybe this Mexican Nazi MIGHT have some...
    Von Noodles123 2024-11-17 17:47:27 0 1KB
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    Just a Question to the Germans, Italians, Irish and English
    When you going to start hanging all these POS politicians who REFUSE to vote for the sake of their Citizens and instead coddle illegals, criminals, drug addicts and rapists from shithole countries? Asking for a friend. SOME KID JUST GOT 18 MONTHS IN PRISON FOR WAVING HIS COUNTY'S FLAG IN HIS COUNTRY, BECAUSE THE POS muslims COMPLAINED. I cannot wait to see the trees in Brussels decorated with Open Border politicians, garbage henchmen cops and any NGOs that brought that human garbage to Europe...
    Von Noodles123 2024-11-17 17:20:18 2 1KB
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What a Day!...Moved
Cleaned, packed and moved. Got rid of about 70% of my things yet I still have so much...
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He always seemed shady even with the hot Russian wife: Talking about being all pure and saying...
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So like you all I have some streaming services. A little Netflix, Hulu, Prime, HBO/Max and for...
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