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Middle age men complaining about women's low morals, my deeply disturbing fascination with silicone sex dolls and Minestrone soup in shoes:

Or men painting their toe nails the color of anal thermometers.

(Pauuuuuuuuse)
What??? Don't pretend you don't own one!
I give you a picture of my Prehistoric Premordial Dinosaur Looking Drake:

No not that one!
This one!

Who just became a Papa this morning when his wifey had ducklings!
(Whispers softly in a deep, some say sexy Noodle voice)
If she divorces him he's FUCKED!
There's going to be like 8 of them!
He'll have to fake his death to get out of that child support!
Unless he commits a tragic Murder-Suicide.
I'm just sayin'
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