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No it doesn't involve scat or  culling the homeless.

Just sayin' just in case the feds are watching.

The battle was bloody, but brief, they Zigged...I Zagged.

After a minute I sat quietly, patiently, waiting with anger and determination...With raw hatred in my heart.

Just like your mom at the OB-GYN.

Then one of the fattest mosquitos I've seen, drunkedly landed on my bare chest and I smooshed it.

Not smashed.

Smooshed.

There was a lot of blood in that fucker and I assumed most was mine, so the pure joy I felt at that moment could only be described as "Orgasmic."

No, I didn't arch my back and do that yell Mexicans do as a war cry!

That's racist to say that all Mexicans do that!

Okay maybe I did do that, but that's neither here nor there.

Bigot!  >=(

Was I aroused afterwards?

That's none of your buisness and no you can't see pics of it!

Pay your $9.99 a month like all the others!

Although, every 10th new member gets a signed picture of my member...I call the raffle:  

Remember the Member

The satisfaction in my soul from smooshing that mosquito would transend dimensions, parrallel worlds and timelines.

This was my Valhalla.

I am ready to be taken there by the Valkyries.

Why yes I do hate Mosquitos...How did you figure that out? 

#FuckMosquitos

#DeathofaSalesman

#NoThat'sNotMyPickle

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