The year is 2027 and what was no longer is.

Kamala is our President and only Progressive Ideas are allowed in her administration and the laws have changed.

Men must wear make up, dresses and SEXY high heel shoes every Friday...Most immigrated Englishmen and Germans don't have to even go buy those things since oddly enough they already owned them???  Weird since I've never seen them with wives or women...Plus where did they get a size 14 woman's high heel?

Asking for a friend.

Yes he's Canadian...How did you know?

Once every month, Butch Black Lesbians in Camo shorts, black socks, Nike Slides and                  Raider jerseys will drive their Subarus to your house and force you to watch and root for the WNBA teams and players...But not for Caitlyn Clark.

Pineapple is now illegal to put on your pizza and now you can only taste the DELICIOUS fake Bill Gates meat made from meat tumors and drink delicious lemonade made from water that previously had feces...(THIS ISN'T EVEN A JOKE).

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bill-gates-drank-water-made-from-human-feces/

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a35540819/what-is-synthetic-beef-bill-gates-lab-grown-meat/

Kamala's Vice President?  

Beyonce (After a terrible and savage Pegging Accident took the life and ass of Tim Walz...RIP) who has written a new Black American National Anthem...What would we ever do without black people?  We'd be lost!  

Who would be our engineers, doctors and architects if it wasn't for black people?  They truely are a joy to be around with, live as neighbors with and meet at various activities like Parades, BBQs, Juneteenth Celbrations, Graduations, Baptisms, Amusement Parks, Cruises and Chris Brown Concerts.

The Asians and Caucasians?  Everyone knows they're racist and violent and they NEVER built anything!  Nothing!  They even stole blue eyes and blonde hair from the Africans!  Ask Beyonce!

Dr. Fauci would still be at the NIH giving Life Saving cures for so many diseases!  Just keep taking the vax...Shhhh shhhh shhhh hush...Remember:  If it burns like fire and makes you really really sick that means it's working!  The painful strain in your previously healthy cardiac muscle is proof of it's efficiency!  He's a National Treasure!

A.I. by then would be in charge as Secretary of Vibes as well as Undersecretary of Incel A.I. VR Porn and stopping all misinformation about the jews...They HAD to kill those small children in Gaza, just in case...One decided to charge Retail not Wholesale.

Law would also state that everyone had to donate 5% to the BLM's Mansion/Vacation/Mercedes Fund...What?  You don't think Black Lives Matter?  Whatever Adolph!  >=(

It would be a magical time!  Rainbow color White House to represent that diversity IS OUR STRENGTH!

Just in time for National Pedophile Day!  

True victims of evil those who don't understand...If only people really understood their plight!  

I mean without them who will create more Boy Bands in the music buisness or create new Nickelodeon and Disney shows?  Backstreet Boys in da House!

I mean all the TV Star Kids come out just fine when they get older...Not a single bit of terrible crippling mental Illness.

If only tRuMp hadn't CHEATED his way into winning using his Boy Friend Putin!  This scenario could have been our future!

Instead we're stuck with over 2,000,000 deportations and self deportations since February!

Who's going to make my tacos and scrub my toilets???

Answer me that Drumph!

Who's going to bring in that sweet sweet sweet fentanyl? How will Philly make it through a day without 40 OD's per day?

Trump is literally taking money from Narcan Companies and America Paramedics and EMTs!

Why?

Cus he hates America!

Look at DC without it's carjackings and not so much violent crime!  It's boring now!  It was something people looked forward to when visiting the Nation's Capitol!

Bigots!  Just arresting illegals and blacks, who were yearning to be free!

Obviously they had to loot that FootLocker!  They had to feed their children!