45 likes, 2 comments - asherpress on January 20, 2026: "This is an official Babylon Bee report In a brilliant stroke of genius, President Donald Trump has just disguised himself as a Muslim migrant so that Europe now has to let him invade Greenland.".

Researchers in Austria detailed the unusual case of the first cow to be documented using tools -- specifically, a brush she uses to scratch herself.

tweakergeographictv on January 20, 2026: "🥊😭.. Follow for more Episodes "Tweaker" is a slang term typically used to describe individuals who compulsively use methamphetamines, leading to hyperactive, erratic, or paranoid behavior. The physiological effects of the drug often cause them to stay awake for days, resulting in repetitive motions, rapid speech, and physical signs like skin sores or tooth decay. While the term is often used disparagingly, it describes a state of intense chemical dependency that frequently requires medical and psychological intervention to overcome In this episode of Tweaker Geographic, two intoxicated combatants engage in a territorial dispute against a graffiti-covered wall, trading wild, looping punches where accuracy is statistically non-existent. One warrior attempts the advanced "one-handed style" to protect his beer, but after tragically dropping his elixir to the pavement, he unleashes a flurry of rapid-fire, flailing swings that slice through the air but mostly fail to connect with his opponent. #fyp #tweaker #tweakergeographic #california #nationalgeographic".